What Hath Rod Got?

Calling all stake-holders in Minnesota politics:

Former soldier, pro wrestler, and current vampyre-satanist Jonathon "the Impaler" Sharkey is challenging Tim Pawlenty for unholy dominion over the land of 10,000 lakes. (Thank you, C2C!)

Finally you can feel good about voting for the suckiest candidate. Just don't get caught committing a crime with the Impaler in office--unless you want to learn the wherefore behind the nickname.

Why did I ever relinquish my residency???

When is the land of Lincoln gonna belch up an anti-Blagojevich from the sulphurous pit of outer darkness?

My lair is just blocks from Maison Blagojevich and, I have to say, on seeing him a couple times out jogging with his bike-mounted bodyguard, he looks a lot like an undead Kennedy relative.

Maybe the governor's current hard times can be overcome with an extreme makeover: fangs and a velvet cape.

Would it be too much to ask for "the Impaler vs. the Rod" executive cage match?